Leisurestuff: Bored
Online resources to help you when you're bored. Hey, only the boring are bored.
- Future Me [web site]
- Randonautica [app]
- Sharkle [web site]
- Tinder for Cats [web site]
- Relax Online [web site]
- By the time you finish this poem, you'll be able to pronounce every word better than 90% of native English speakers. [web page]
- After a child climbs inside a steel cage, WWE staff is forced to shoot an aggressive wrestler. [web page]
- Mike Pence was dissatisfied with the 200,000 husbands and fathers who agreed to let their wives attend the march. [web page]
- In a nutshell, getting out of bed in the morning greatly increases the risk of things becoming worse. [web page]
- In a nutshell, the Clinton campaign is torching an Iowa town to slow the advance of Sanders volunteers. [web page]
- Report: Bananas are still the most popular fruit for impersonating a phone call. [web page]
- After Biden said that you'll need F-15s to overthrow the government, Americans are buying them in droves. [web page]
- Hundreds of Cuban refugees cling to Air Force One as it returns to the United States [web page]
- The City of Chicago is working around the clock to remove 18 inches of bullet casings from the city's streets. [web page]
- Prince's vaults were discovered to include 37,000 hours of Billy Joel covers, which was disappointing. [web page]
- Bassist Has Little Riff Ready To Go In Case Frontman Goes Around Introducing Everyone. [web page]
- All plant life within a 30-yard radius of Ted Cruz campaign signs is dying, according to scientists. [web page]
- Following the Cubs' World Series victory, millions of inebriated Cubs fans are rioting in Heaven. [web page]
- News: Disney World's Ordeal Kingdom Is Now Open For Family Meltdowns. [web page]
- Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of The White House As He Leaves. [web page]
- The Optimists in our country need to shut up right now. [web page]
- Another week of guiding tech CEOs to spiritual oneness has Ayahuasca Shaman dreading. [web page]
- Even if it's what Prince would have wanted, the nation is too sad to fuck. [web page]
- Biden Sets Up a Sweet Summer Job Installing Above-Ground Pools. [web page]
- Justice Scalia has passed away after a 30-year battle with social progress. [web page]
- Clinton throws a flash grenade to deflect scrutiny of her Senate voting record. [web page]
- Shark Attacks in 2015 Set a New Record, according to American Voices. [web page]
- Report: This Whole Fucking Time, My Friend Has Been Going By His Middle Name. [web page]
- The Candidate Must Inspire The Precious Little Voter. [web page]
- Officials Investigating Hugh Hefner’s Death Suspect Foreplay. [web page]
- McDonald's Introduces Spearmint After-Dinner Big Mac. [web page]
- It's an honour to be valued over the lives of so many people. [web page]
- Defiant In front of the Capitol Building, Mitch McConnell holds Merrick Garland's severed head aloft. [web page]
- After remembering what the Clintons are capable of, the Pneumonia Virus is terrified. [web page]
- Trump claims that his whole persona has been rigged against him. [web page]
- Every year, 750,000 king cake infants are abandoned, according to reports. [web page]
- I'm relieved that Britain is no longer the year's greatest f**k-up. [web page]
- Anti-Cruz Ad: Only 30 seconds of the candidate's photo is shown, with no text, voiceover, or music. [web page]
- Queen certifies that she has the legal authority to murder him. [web page]
- To pass the time, bored Barron Trump counts Confederate flags in the Inauguration crowd. [web page]
- Noam Chomsky Moves to Las Vegas. [web page]
- Brief News: I am Trump,' says man who died months before election from fireworks mishap. [web page]
- Foxes are the sneakiest little fuckers in the animal kingdom, according to biologists. [web page]
- In a nutshell, the Super Bowl Halftime Show was marred by a malfunctioning sound system. [web page]
- If Obamacare is repealed, the GOP promises that Americans would be able to keep their current medical conditions. [web page]
- Employees who didn't clock out after being buried under rubble are fired by Amazon. [web page]
- Americans are perplexed by a government in which the leader resigns after making a terrible decision. [web page]
- Accidentally closing a browser window with 23 tabs open offers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. [web page]
- News in Brief: Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring. [web page]
- In a nutshell, God admits that he was in a bad place when he created the universe. [web page]
- Anthropologists unearth an isolated tribe of happy Americans living in a remote village unaffected by the 2016 election. [web page]
- Henchmen from video games are planning a get-together centred on explosive barrels. [web page]
- Biden forges President Obama's signature on an executive order declaring December to be Dokken History Month. [web page]
- In a nutshell, Clinton threatens Iowan supporters by telling them to paint their front doors with the campaign logo before sundown. [web page]
- The nation's tyrannical yoke of moderate respect for women is thrown off. [web page]
- Queen Elizabeth is hoping to die before any DJs have to be knighted. [web page]
- Student loan officers watch with pride as a $200,000 asset graduates from college. [web page]
- At a Town Hall Debate, Paul Ryan sits among undecided voters. [web page]
- Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes His Country's Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Image [web page]
- Before he can stop himself, Trump sends a 'boring Mike Pence' tweet during his VP speech. [web page]
- Clinton's campaign announces that she has entered the incubation period after her nomination. [web page]
- The United Kingdom is tired from fighting with Brexit knuckleheads. [web page]
- Aunt Advocates War Crimes Casually on Facebook. [web page]
- Eric Trump poses with the body of a safari guide shot while on a hunting trip in Africa. [web page]
- Still grieving after Paul Walker's death, a man wears sunglasses upside down on the back of his head. [web page]
- Trump briefs the intelligence agencies on a daily basis. [web page]
- How can I make life in an embassy more exciting, asks Holly? [web page]
- The Most Financially Responsible Act Of A 17-Year-Life Old's Is Failure To Get Into Private College. [web page]
- In a nutshell, a demoralised Jeb Bush succumbs to the heroin epidemic in New Hampshire. [web page]
- Biden quietly requests that Obama bring him some of Japan's real throwing stars. [web page]
- Cockroaches are optimistic about the planet's future. [web page]
- The United States elects its first black president. [web page]
- To protect Trump's psyche, the Secret Service has created an Emotional Protection Division. [web page]
- 89 percent of debate viewers are tuning in just to see whether the roof collapses, according to a poll. [web page]
- The Universe has no feelings for a guy who is tripping on mushrooms. [web page]
- Before operating, the badass surgeon puts on fingerless latex gloves. [web page]
- In a nutshell, Mom thrusts a knife into the throat of a dinner guest who offered to assist with the dishes. [web page]
- Awful Facebook Algorithm Mistake Leads To New Idea Exposure. [web page]
- Sudafed Introduces New Sinus Drill For Immediate Congestion Relief. [web page]
- Ted Cruz surges in polls after wearing an iron mask. [web page]
- After learning that elk don't mate for life, Mike Pence vows to cut conservation funding. [web page]
- Conspiracy theorists were ultimately persuaded that no hidden organisation was in charge of this disaster. [web page]
- Video Game Boss Thinking He Should Get Big Glowing Weak Spot On Back Checked Out. [web page]
- Woman leaves meeting concerned that she came off as too competent. [web page]
- Explanation of board game rules sprinkled with guarantees that the game will be enjoyable. [web page]
- In a nutshell: Delivery Burrito Is Protected From the Cold Like a Week-Old Baby. [web page]
- Anthropomorphologists Find Earliest Known Evidence Of Banana Walking Upright. [web page]
- Unaware 2-Year-Old He's the reason why six couples have decided not to have children. [web page]
- The Department of Transportation has implemented a padded bumper lane for drunk drivers. [web page]
- Trump may be 7 months away from acquiring nuclear weapons, according to the United Nations. [web page]
- People who work a total of 4 hours per year are denied paid leave. [web page]
- Today is a very sad day for Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification. [web page]
- Spurs had a well-managed season collapse. [web page]
- Amazon will allow warehouse workers' families to work Thanksgiving shifts as well. [web page]
- After the cashier reads his food order back to him, the man feels ashamed of himself. [web page]
- Man's garbage will have a much greater impact on the planet than he will. [web page]
- A man spends the whole day dreading the fun activity for which he signed up. [web page]
- Bo Obama speaks to Dayton Obedience School graduates. [web page]
- Michelle Obama To DNC: ‘After This Election You Dipshits Are On Your Own’ [web page]
- In a nutshell, the FDA advises adding a dash of Tabasco to that bad boy. [web page]
